its t-sweeze y’all. click on it. then shake it off.
Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.
(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)
"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"
- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)
amen. PREACH. gospel.
im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh
I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.
So today I am sharing a DELICIOUS homemade Pumpkin Mac And Cheese recipe. It’s delicious, and it’s very easy. I know, you may think that homemade mac and cheese must be super difficult, but I assure you, you can do this! And what a perfect side dish to bring over for Thanksgiving!
moderation is a dirty word when it comes to pumpkin and gouda.
One time in college I had a group project to do and one member of the group was nicoleinthebasement and she kind of did all of the work and then we added each other on Facebook and we bonded over the hotness of the health teacher. Years later I started a Tumblr and somehow find her and she remains a loyal
subject fan followerfriend. Bless her and her New York accent, Lord.
thank you for the blessing.